Alma Matter Declares War!

The student government at Emory University has "declared war" on Washington University in St. Louis. The president of the student government — a senior named Amrit P. Dhir — held an emergency meeting of the student government and announced that he was abolishing the legislative branch and replacing it with himself as “supreme leader.” The war declaration banned students from wearing Washington University clothing (unless it contained insults) and said that freedom of the press was “to be tolerated ... for now.”

This all leaves me wondering if alumni can get conscripted. I just don't believe in the justifications behind a war against Washington U.